Hello.

Hello. Welcome to my wonderful blog. I started TODAY. Fascinating, I know. Let's take a second and glance around this page. There is so much written on this page, I'm not sure how it all fits on here. Because I am such an avid ocean wave photographer, I have included a photo of a wave as my background. I took this picture and I am SUPER proud of it...

The next thing you should know about me is that I am TERRIFIED of drowning and the last thing I would ever want to do is venture to an ocean and photograph deathly large waves. I apologize to whomever DID photograph this wave, both for taking credit for it as my own and for your stupidity in approaching such a deathtrap.

If you are now dead, my deepest apologies to you and your family...(RIP?)

Brief observation for today: I just got a new pair of flip flops for $3. Which I think is a bargain. And it would be even more of a bargain...if they did not make it sound like I'm walking through a war zone wherever I go. My friend shouted at me "PICK.UP.YOUR.FEET." So I did. And unless I begin walking in a manner reminiscent of the Nazi goosestep, my stealth is lost. All hope is gone.

I hope this has inspired you in 3 ways:
1.) I hope you are inspired to purchase some bargain flip flops.
2.) I hope you are inspired to buy matching ear muffs. NOT earplugs, earmuffs.
3.) I hope you are inspired to remain OUTSIDE of the Nazi party, as the goosestep is not exactly the most comfortable way to walk.
4.) I hope you are inspired to learn to count, as I have forgotten how.
5.) I hope you are inspired to send help to the tsunami victims of Japan, as most of them were wave photographers.

Farewell.